Looking for some risky pickup lines that will either get you a date or a drink thrown in your face? You’re in the right place! At Sunday Singles, we’ve heard it all. These NSFW pickup lines are perfect for breaking the ice—or breaking some boundaries!
Why These Pickup Lines Work (or Fail Miserably!)
Pickup lines are all about timing, confidence, and a bit of luck! Whether you’re being cheeky, flirty, or downright risky, you’ve got to gauge your audience. Some lines work like a charm, while others might leave you blocked on social media. Here’s why they work… or fail miserably.
Risky Pickup Lines
Sunday Singles has tested these pickup lines at their comedy singles event where they get professional comedians to read out pickup lines from people in the audience. Head to their Instagram and TikTok @sundaysingles to see the pickup lines in action.
- Are you a fan? Because I want you to blow on me.
- Are you a birthday cake? Because I want to blow on you.
- What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
- Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
- I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.
- Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle my c**k.
- Did you get those pants for 50% off? They’re 100% off at my place.
- I’m all about signs in life. I just checked my phone battery and it’s at 69% so how about it?
- Can you change your name to awesome for me? Because I want to tell everyone I’m f***ing awesome.
- Are you a cigarette? Because I want to suck on you until you’re finished.
- What’s the difference between me and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you slap it.
- You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.
- Can we play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
- Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to get a mouthful of wood.
- What’s the difference between me and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you slap it.
- Are you a diet? Because I’d like to have you on my eating plan.
- If you were a wood chuck and could chuck wood, how much wood would you chuck me?
- What is the difference between me and a wood chuck? I can give you more wood.
- When I was younger all I wanted was an A, now all I want is an F.
- Did you know, that if we shower together we can save on average 64.2 litres? Want to save some water later?
- Twinkle twinkle little star, let’s have s*x in my car.
- What’s the difference between me and the Navy? I have more ‘seaman’ waiting to come inside of you.
- What’s the difference between earmuffs and your thighs? Your thighs will block out more noise later.
- Girl, you make me want to dive into that sea… that pus-sea.
- You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
- Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into Japants.
- I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
- I hope you’re a plumber, ‘cause you got my pipe leaking.
- Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
- Did you know I’m a mind reader? And yes I will sleep with you later.
- Are you petrol? Cause I want to pump you in the back of my car.We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
- Let’s play Titanic, you can lay on my wood and I’ll be the one to go down.
- Do you like surfing? Because you can get caught in my rip.
Think you’ve got a better pickup line than the ones on this list? Come join us at the next Sunday Singles event for a night of laughter, dating, and unforgettable moments. Whether you’re looking for love or just testing out your latest pickup liner, our events are the perfect mix of fun and entertainment. Check out our upcoming shows here.
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Bonus Section: How to Deliver a Pickup Line
It’s not just what you say, it’s how you say it. Confidence, a sense of humour, and a good read on the situation can turn even the riskiest pickup line into a winning moment. Here are some tips for perfecting your delivery:
- Make eye contact, but don’t stare.
- Keep it light and playful—nobody likes a serious pickup line!
- Know when to laugh at yourself if it doesn’t land.
Conclusion
At the end of the day, pickup lines are just one way to break the ice. Whether they work or not, the key is to have fun and not take things too seriously. So next time you’re at a Sunday Singles event, try one of these lines (or avoid them entirely) and see what happens!
