20+ NSFW Pickup Lines That Will Get You BLOCKED!

Introduction

Pickup lines are the ultimate gamble in the dating game. Some will leave you with a laugh, others might get you blocked. But if you’re bold enough to try, you might just break the ice in the most unforgettable way. At Sunday Singles, we’ve tested every pickup line you can think of at our singles events across Australia. Now, we’re sharing 20+ NSFW Pickup Lines that got a reaction at our comedy singles events.

What Is a Pickup Line?

A pickup line is a one-liner designed to grab someone’s attention, spark a laugh, or set the tone for a flirtatious conversation. They’re short, cheeky, and memorable—perfect for making an impression, whether it’s good, bad, or just plain outrageous.

At Sunday Singles, we host comedy singles events that combine humour and dating. Our comedians often read out pickup lines from the audience, turning the room into a riot of laughter. It’s all in good fun, and now you can bring a slice of that energy to your own dating adventures.

NSFW Pickup Lines Disclaimer

Use these at your own risk. Like our 35+ Risky Pickup Lines, these NSFW Pickup Lines will most likely result in your getting slapped or blocked.

20+ NSFW Pickup Lines

1. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can still tickle my c**k.
2. Girl, you make me want to dive into that sea… that pus-sea.
3. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
4. What’s the difference between me and the Navy? I have more ‘seaman’ waiting to come inside of you.
5. Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
6. You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill”
7. Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to pick you up and stick my fingers in your holes.
8. Are you a load of washing because once I spin you around I want to peg you.
9. Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into Japants.
10. Can you stop acting like North Korea and blow me already?
11. You can call me “Mr. Fireman” cause I can turn on all the hoes.
12. Are you a toilet brush because I’m the sh*t.
13. Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
14. My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any underwear on. Or is it 15 minutes fast?
15. Are you a light switch? Because you just turned me on.
16. What’s the difference between earmuffs and my thighs? My thighs will block out more noise.
17. let’s play Titanic, you can lay on my wood and I’ll be the one to go down.
18. Roses are red, lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
19. What has 148 teeth and is holding back a monster. My zipper.
20. I’m not a boxer but I’ll enter your ring.

Bonus Tips for Using NSFW Pickup Lines

• Confidence Is Key: Deliver your line with a smile and a playful attitude. People are more likely to laugh with you if you’re clearly having fun.
• Read the Room: Gauge the vibe before dropping a risky pickup line if someone’s clearly not into it, back off gracefully.
• Own the Outcome: Whether it lands or not, be ready to laugh at yourself. Self-deprecating humour goes a long way.
• Timing Matters: NSFW pickup lines work best in casual, lighthearted environments—like Sunday Singles events!

Are you Single?

At Sunday Singles, we’re all about bringing people together through laughter. Our events combine comedy, cheeky fun, and a relaxed atmosphere, creating the perfect setting for singles to meet and mingle. Whether you’re there for the laughs or looking to make a connection, our comedians and audience bring the energy that makes every event unforgettable.

Check out our upcoming events and see how we’re redefining the singles scene across Australia. Follow us on Instagram or TikTok @sundaysingles or visit our website for more information.